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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
                  -Anton

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Welcome to the wonderful world of Lisa!
 
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If you found my site due to the web address located on the back of a card that I made you, I want to thank you for being a part of my life. The fact that I made you a card means that I am thankful to know you, that you are a wonderful person, and that I love you!
 
If you found my site because I told you about it in some way, then I want to thank you for being a part of my life. The fact that I thought you were worthy of visiting my site means that you are a great friend, that I am thankful to know you, and that I love you!
 
If you found my site by any other means, that's weird. But I still love you and am glad you are a part of my life anyway.

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Spring Fling 2004

How do you compliment a donkey?

''Hey, nice ass!''

Deep Thoughts:

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it very well on my own.

Cause happiness WHERE-EVER you go, not WHEN-EVER you go.

Time is the most valuable gift you can give, because it is the only thing in the world you have a limited supply of.

I do not eat like a pig; I suffer from reverse bulimia!

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

 

Why is it called the tourist season if we can’t hunt them?

 

Did you know that half of all people are below average?

 

Good friends are the true treasures of life.

 

 

  

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Winter Dance 2004

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